------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY DOG LICKED MY BALLS - BOB Saget ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Hatch Email: hatch420@earthlink.net Wrote out this tab watching him perform it on his HBO special recently. You can find video of him singing it on youtube if you want to hear it before you play it. This is my tab completely from scratch, but it should be pretty close. I dont know if the chords a star by them are a different chord, so I just did it this way. If anyone knows if are specific chords, feel free to leave a comment and I'll correct them...thanks! Tuning: eBGDAE G: 320003 G*: 320013 D: xx0232 D*: xx0233 C: x32010 C*: x32020 --VERSE 1-- G G* G D D* D e|--------------3--------3-------3--------------------2------3-----2---------| B|--------------0--------1-------0--------------------3------3-----3---------| G|------------0--------0-------0--------------------2------2-----2-----------| D|-----------0--------0-------0--------------------0------0-----0------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| He was my friend I was never alone G G* G D D* D e|------------3-------3--------3---------------------------2------3------2-----| B|------------0-------1--------0---------------------------3------3------3-----| G|----------0-------0--------0---------------------------2------2------2-------| D|---------0-------0--------0---------------------------0------0------0--------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| He dug a hole And he buried his bone C C* C G G* G e|---------------------0------0------0----------------------------3-----3-----3| B|---------------------1------2------1----------------------------0-----1-----0| G|-------------------0------0------0----------------------------0-----0-----0--| D|------------------2------2------2----------------------------0-----0-----0---| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| But there was one night That I still can't recall D D* D G G* G e|---------------------2-----3-----2----------------------------3------3------3| B|---------------------3-----3-----3----------------------------0------1------0| G|-------------------2-----2-----2----------------------------0------0------0-0| D|------------------0-----0-----0----------------------------0------0------0--0| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------2| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------3| When I got really drunk And my dog licked my balls --CHORUS 1-- C C* C G G* G e|--------------------0------0------0----------------------3-----3-----3-------| B|--------------------1------2------1----------------------0-----1-----0-------| G|------------------0------0------0----------------------0-----0-----0---------| D|-----------------2------2------2----------------------0-----0-----0----------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| My dog licked my balls My dog licked my balls D D* D G G* G e|------------------------2-----3-----2---------------------------3-----3-----3| B|------------------------3-----3-----3---------------------------0-----1-----0| G|----------------------2-----2-----2---------------------------0-----0-----0--| D|---------------------0-----0-----0---------------------------0-----0-----0---| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| He was just one foot tall But that dog licked my balls --VERSE 2-- (use verse 1 chords/tab) I fell to the floor All that booze made me faint He was scared I was hurt He stuck his nose in my taint I woke with a start I couldn't pretend Cuz I just hooked up With my very best friend --CHORUS 2-- (use chorus 1 chords/tab) My dog licked my balls My dog licked my balls I picked him up at the mall Who knew one day that he'd lick my balls --VERSE 3-- C C* C G G* G e|-------------------0------0------0---------------------------3-----3-----3---| B|-------------------1------2------1---------------------------0-----1-----0---| G|-----------------0------0------0---------------------------0-----0-----0-----| D|----------------2------2------2---------------------------0-----0-----0------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Then one day he died And I sat there and cried D D* D e|---------------------------2-----3-----2-------------------------------------| B|---------------------------3-----3-----3-------------------------------------| G|-------------------------2-----2-----2---------------------------------------| D|------------------------0-----0-----0----------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| All alone in my house i sat C C* G e|-----------------------------------0-------0------3--------------------------| B|-----------------------------------1-------2------0--------------------------| G|---------------------------------0-------0------0-0--------------------------| D|--------------------------------2-------2------2--0--------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------2--------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------3--------------------------| Then I went out and bought me a cat -CHORUS 3-- (use chorus 1 chords/tab) And that cat licked my balls That pussy licked my balls He choked a hairball cuz he took it all Man it really made me miss my dog --OUTRO-- (use chorus 1 chords/tab) Because my dog licked my balls My dog licked my balls My dog licked my balls I miss him so much cuz my dog licked my balls