Intro and Verse 1 and 2 A F#m7 e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|0-0-0-0----------| E|--------2-2-2-2--| Chorus 1 and 2 F#m B e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| E|-----------------| Verse 3 A F#m7 e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|0-0-0-0----------| E|--------2-2-2-2--| Last Chorus F#m7 B e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|----2-------2----| A|4-------2--------| E|-----------------| Tag F#m7 B A F#m7 e|----------------|--------------| B|----------------|--------------| G|----------------|--------------| D|----2-------2---|----2-------2-| A|4-------2-----2-|0-------------| E|----------------|--------2-----| INTRO A F#m7 A F#m7 VERSE 1 A F#m7 Take me to the blue moon motel A F#m7 Carry me over the threshold A F#m7 Treat me like I am your young bride A F#m7 Together on our wedding night A F#m7 Fuck me in the motel shower A F#m7 Make my makeup run like a porn star A F#m7 Carry me naked to the bed A F#m7 A F#m7 A F#m7 Fawn my hair out when it's still wet CHORUS F#m7 B F#m7 B From the motel window, the stars twinkle and the signs glow F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B I see all the places you've taken me and all the places we'll go together VERSE 2 A F#m7 Hold me spoon me and I'll pretend A F#m7 In your arms that I am pregnant A F#m7 With your baby, yeah your baby A F#m7 A F#m7 A F#m7 Your two babies softly sleeping [CHORUS] VERSE 3 A F#m7 You're my Mickey I'm your Mallory A F#m7 You're my Kurt I'm your Courtney A F#m7 You're my Joe I'm your Norma A F#m7 A F#m7 A F#m7 You're my Clarence and I'm your Alabama [CHORUS] TAG F#m7 B A F#m7