[ Предположительная тональность: D ] The Beard Song By Matt Reeves Capo 1 D A D A Five o'clock on a Friday and you're tounging for a beer D A D A Head down the local like you have done for years D A D A D A D A Something is different, something's not right, you've been replaced with a stereotype CHORUS G Em G Em He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G Em G Em He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place D A D A Driving down main street picking up your 14 year old daughter from the shops D A D A You see a park coming up you're gonna take it like a boss D A D A From across white lines comes a Volkswagon golf, like an ace D A D A You pull alongside all angry like, then he see his face CHORUS G Em G Em He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G Em G Em He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place G Em G Em He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face G Em G Em Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same D A D A The time has come to settle down, make Shazza your wife D A D A Been together since year ten and she's your life D A D A You near the chapel, you know something's not right D A D A There's a man with hair and he's standing there and he's dressed in white CHORUS G Em G Em He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G Em G Em He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place D A D A You tell Johnno to pick up the pace, your heart's in race D A D A The closer you get the easier to see that beautiful face CHORUS TO FADE G Em G Em He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G Em G Em He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place G Em G Em He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face G Em G Em Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same