[ Предположительная тональность: G ] [Intro] G C G C Em C D G C G C Em C D G [Verse] G C G D Now hear ye all you rascals, with your bellies full of pie, G Em C D And listen to this tale of old where the hero's four feet high! (Yay!!) G C G D He's a master of concealment, and an adept at disguise, G C G D Which he uses when he's sneaking past a husband's watchful eye! G C G D He's slain many a villain, be it dragon wolf or wizard, G Em C D And he's looted chests, of all the best of treasures he could find! G C G D He's the undefeated champion, of adventure war and passion, G Em C D And he sings this song as he goes along with a fiddle and a pipe [Chorus] G C The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean G D A sweet lass by my side, G Em There ain't nobody looking so, C D I squeeze her rump behind. G C The world is full of monsters vile but G D They ain't here at the time G Em So lift your roast, propose a toast C D To these drunken friends of mine [Verse] G C G D Our hero journeyed far and wide, finding riches, gold and magic, G Em C D But he never found his true loves heart, and it made him sad and tired G C G D then one day while he was walking, he was shot as he was singing, G Em C D An elf maiden fair from over there, with a bow as she was fine. G C G D She apologized profusely, said she thought he was a dwarf, G Em C D And she carried him to the nearest inn, where she nursed him back to life, G C G D Well they fell in love directly, and she married him that night, G Em C D So the Halfling and the comely Elf made a song about their time. [Chorus] G C The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean G D A sweet lass by my side, G Em There ain't nobody looking so, C D I squeeze her rump behind. G C The world is full of monsters vile but G D They ain't here at the time G Em So lift your roast, propose a toast C D To these drunken friends of mine [Instrumental] Em A Em D Em A D E Am E Am E Am D [Chorus] G C The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean G D A sweet lass by my side, G Em There ain't nobody looking so, C D I squeeze her rump behind. G C The world is full of monsters vile but G D They ain't here at the time G Em So lift your roast, propose a toast C D To these drunken friends of mine