[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah:Alan Sherman. #14 in UK & #2 USA in 63. #1. D Em7 A Em7 A7 Am7 D Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada. F#7 Bm Camp is very entertaining, D Am7 D and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. Am7 Em7 A Em7 A7 Em7 D I went hiking with Joe Spivy...he developed poison ivy. F#7 Bm You remember Leonard Skinner? Em7 A A7 Em7 D He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. #2. D Em7 A All the counselors hate the waiters, Em7 A7 Em7 D And the lake has alligators. F# Bm And the head coach wants no sissies, Em7 A A7 Em7 D So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Am7 D Em7 A Now I don't want, this should scare ya, Em7 A Em7 D But my bunkmate has malaria. F#7 Bm You remember Jeffrey Hardy? Em7 A A7 Em7 D They're about to organize a searching party. CHORUS: Bm F#7 Bm F#7 Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada. Em7 G D Bm Don't leave me out in the forest, G Em F#7 where I might get eaten by a bear. Bm F#7 Bm F#7 Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with Em7 G D Bm G oth..er boys, oh please don't make me stay, Em7 F#7 G7 F#7 I've been here one, whole, day. #3. Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah? Let me come home if ya miss me I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing, Playing baseball, gee that's better, Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.