[ Предположительная тональность: D ] D Bm I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love D Bm Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does A G D I just wanna make love to my mermaid A G D I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay D Bm D Bm D Bm The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?" D Bm I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a bum, you're half fish." A G D I just wanna make love to my mermaid A G D I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay A G D 4x (over the sax solo)
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