Uncle Ernie: I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie; I'm glad you won't see or hear me, As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about. Your mother left me here to mind you, And I'm doing exactly what I bleedin' well want to, Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about. Down with your bedclothes, Up with your nightshirt. Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about. You won't "shite" As I fiddle "abite." Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.