Author/Artist: The Jerk Title: Thermos Song This is a short song sung in the movie The Jerk. Lyrics Oh I'm Picking out a thermos for you Not an ordinary thermos for you But the extra best thermos you can buy With vinyls and stripes and a cup built right in I'm picking out a thermos for you And maybe a barometer too And what else can I buy So on me you'll rely A rear end thermeter too -------|--------|--------------------|-------|--------|-----|--------|--------| -------|--------|--------------------|-------|--------|-----|--------|--------| -------|--------|--------------------|-------|--------|-----|--------|--------| -------|--------|--------------------|-------|--------|-----|--------|--------| -------|--------|----------19--------|-------|--------|-----|--------|--------| -------|-17--14-|-12-16-19----21-19--|-16-19-|-12-16--|-----|-12-16--|--------| Chorus Riff1.............. Riff1 -------|------------------------------------------------------|---------------| -------|------------------------------------------------------|---------------| -------|------------------------------------------------------|---------------| -------|---6---6---6---6-------4-7-------2----5----2---1---4--|---------------| -------|-7---7---7---7-----5--------5--3----3----3---2---2----|---------------| -------|------------------------------------------------------|---------------| Interlude -------|---------------------------------------------------------------|------| -------|---------------------------------------------------------------|------| -------|---------------------------------------------------------------|------| -------|---------------------------------------------------------------|------| -------|-17-17--17-16--16-16-------------------------------------------|------| -------|----------------------19-19--19-17--17-17--14-14--14-14-14-10--|------| Outro