[ Предположительная тональность: D ] From one of my favorite Studio C sketches - the "Third Wheel Song"! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. You can find the sketch on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/gfmohxmkTYU I also hope that you can understand this. *asterisk means it's just Mallory, but you can figure out the parts just by listening to the song D D You love me and I love you A G You're really nice, and so am I also too? D If there's anything wrong with you, A G I haven't figured it out . . . yet Bm G 'Cause you light up my life D E And the moon and the trees and space Bm G And the clouds and the iPhones and the heavens up above A D And on and on goes love D D I love everything that you bring A G *Hey guys - oh sorry, am I interrupting? D No!/Sort of . . . A G *Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry (like I was sayin') D I love everything that you bring A G Your face - it's a miracle! It makes my heart sing! D A I hope that you know that our love is like a special flame G (*Hey guys, do you wanna get burritos?) D I love your face and your hair and your muscles A G Your brain is good too (*Ha! What the heck rhymes with muscles?) D A MAL - is there anywhere else you can be? G *I see how it is :( D *I'm sorry, I'll leave you two alone A G *Speaking of alone, that's what I am D *(starts crying) A G Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. D I'm sorry, um, you can stay (what?) A G *Perfect! Oh, isn't friendship great? D A Sure, whatever. Whitney, back to the two of us G *You mean the three of us :) Bm G 'Cause the two/3 of us are so alive D E When we/*I got them to add a seat for me to your tandem bike! Bm G Two/3 is the number that will make life grand A D When you're walking hand in hand - *in hand! NC James: That's not for three hands! It's for the two hands - of us! You have to have your own other hand. Mal: Sorry guys, I'm sorry, I was just feeling the music. Sorry, I'm-I'm done, sorry. Bm G 'Cause the two of us are so alive (*Ohhhh! Yes they are!) D E When we eat romantic foods at night (The three musketeers, the three musketeers!) Bm G Two is the number of love and stuff (*The power of three!) A D And we probably love each other enough (*dying cat sounds) NC or A NC or D And we probably love each other enough (*platypus choking on jelly sounds) NC or A And we probably love each oth - NC or D *a subpar Louis Armstrong impression: probably love each other enough