Oh when I was a fair maid about seventeen I 'listed in the Navy for to serve the Queen I 'listed in the Navy, a sailor for to stand For to hear the cannons rattlin' and the music so grand Refrain: (always the same format - tinker with the last line) The music so grand, the music so grand For to hear the cannons rattlin' and the music so grand The officer who enlisted me was a fine and handsome man He said, "You'll make a sailor, so come along, my man" My waist being tall and slender, my fingers long and slim The minute that they learned me, I had exceeded them They sent me to bunk and they sent me to bed To lie with the sailors I never was afraid But in putting off my blue coat, well, it ofttimes made me smile For to think I'd lain with a thousand men and a maiden all the while They sent me to London for to guard the Tower I think that I would be there 'til my very dying hour But a lady fell in love with me - I told her I was a maid She went up to my captain and my secret she betrayed The captain he came up to me and he asked if it was so I dare not, I dare not, I dare not say no "'Tis a pity we should lose you - such a sailor lad you made 'Tis a pity we should lose you, such a handsome young maid" So fare thee well, Captain, you've been so kind to me And likewise to my shipmates - I'm sorry to part from thee But if ever the Navy needs a lad, a sailor I'll remain I'll put off my cap and feathers and I'll run the rigging again