As I was walking down the street one dark and dusky day I came across a billboard with pieces blown away It was all torn and tattered from a storm the night before And reading all the pieces left, this is what I saw: Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer Ken-L-Ration dog food will make your complexion clear The doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton's Tea Enjoy your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire Learn to play the piano in your thermal underwear If you want to make this country a better place today Then buy a record of this song and break it right away.
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