Chorus: Tory ladies, on we go, Where we're going we don't know; But we'll make a damn fine show, All for Maggie's Party. Verses: Blue rosettes and blue rinsed hair, Tory ladies everywhere, Arm in arm and debonair, All for Maggie's Party. Summer fetes were not in vain, Selling knick-knacks in the rain, Tupperware is quite the game, All for Maggie's Party. Help support our new MP, Make him scones and Typhoo tea; That's the place for you and me - Here in Maggie's Party. [ From "Phonetappers and Punters Club Songbook", produced by Dave Crosher for the 1981 Scottish Labour Party Conference, published by Clause 4 and printed by West Lothian Constituency Labour Party. I'm sure they won't mind if you update it for the era of the Grey Man of Huntingdon. ]