As I was out walking one fine summer's day There I met a man who unto me did say Won't you come with me and walk along my way I said I'd come Foolish, incredibly foolish (3x) Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. So we walked along together for a while I gave to him a glance he gave to me a smile I had visions of us walking down the aisle To organ and drum Foolish, incredibly foolish (3x) Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Then he asked me if I'd stay with him the night Modestly I said that it would not be right He didn't say a word(??) he only got me tight Grapefruit juice and rum Foolish, incredibly foolish (3x) Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb I woke up next morning, hammers in my head Found my gallant lover gallantly had fled Didn't care, too busy wishing I were dead Feeling so glum (?) Foolish, incredibly foolish (3x) Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb ...(I have vowed)???? next time I meet a boy I won't ...??? new tactics I'll employ Guess I'll stay awake and maybe I'll enjoy All the foolish fun Foolish, incredibly foolish (3x) Fun, fun, fun, fun.