[ Предположительная тональность: Bb ] [Bob spoken] Cm, Bb Everythings going to be ok, F, G Everythings going to be ok. [sung] Cm Bb Bad stuff happens in the bathroom F G I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Cm Bb Can't let them see me with my pants down F G Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now [Chorus] C F But I'll be out of here in no time Dm G I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine C F Today is going to be a great day Dm G I'll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- [Louise] Cm Bb Let's be clear, I did F G absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault Cm Bb This is just to say, if F G Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away [Chorus] C F But he'll be outta there in no time Dm G No one's going to blame me and I'll be doing just fine C F Today is going to be a great day Dm G If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way (interlude) Cm (repeat) [Bob and Louise] Cm Bb Bad stuff happens in the bathroom Let's be clear,I did F G I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault Cm Bb Can't let them see me with my pants down This is just to say, if F G Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away [Chorus] C F But I'll be out of here in no time But he'll be outta there in no time Dm G I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine No one's going to blame me and I'll be doing just fine C F Today is going to be a great day Today is going to be a great day Dm G C I'll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way