[ Предположительная тональность: C#m ] I A E One Monday morning I got up late B7 E And there was these monkeys outside me gate A E Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck B7 E The monkeys got free and they ran amok CHORUS: E B I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do II: A E My office was run by ze studio nurse B7 E I came downstairs und what could be worse? A E Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance B7 E They put buggies in my underpants CHORUS: E B I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B Monkeys dance day and night and stew B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do III: A E I ran outside to get a stick B7 E But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick A E 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace B7 E Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace CHORUS: E B - I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E - For a nickel, I'll give you a clue E B - I didn't know your eyes were blue B7 E I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do IV: A E I went to me bath for a shower and shave B7 E The monkeys gonna put me into my grave A E The entire bathroom was laid to waste B7 E And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste CHORUS: E B I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do V: A E Well by zis time I was feeling dread B7 E Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head A E I asked them to leave but they stayed around B7 E Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down CHORUS: E B I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do VI: A E Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure B7 E Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door A E And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you B7 E To my house for dumplings and monkey stew FINAL CHORUS: E B I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh! B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you B7 E -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do E B We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo B7 E Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do