[Chantal Claret] Hello Children! Would you like to hear a story? Well okay then. Let me tell you the story about One motherfucker Two motherfuckers Three motherfuckers Four motherfuckers One motherfucker Two motherfuckers Three motherfuckers They were born to roll [Jimmy Urine] Well I rock and you roll And I'm a stupid motherfucker going out of control I'ma break the English language with my four letter flow I know you fucking hate it, that's what I'm paid for Cause I roll and you rock And if you don't fucking like it you can suck on my cock You wanna get down I'm on fuck patrol The lights are on, but nobody's home [Pre-Chorus] Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you? You better just admit it cause you know that it's true I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado Because [Chorus]X2 I go about things the wrong way, baby Ass backwards Ass backwards [Chantal Claret] Oh my! They're having quite an adventure! Let's turn the page and see what the fuck they do next [Jimmy Urine] Cause I'm hard and you're soft I'm not only the client, but I'm also the boss Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss I'ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause Cause I'm soft and you're hard And I'm the pussy wussy bugle boy from company retard I should have quit this shit long ago But I can't say no to all the fucking dough [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]X2 [Chantal Claret] Oh my goodness! [Jimmy Urine] Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in X8 [Chorus] [Chantal Claret] Well, that's all for now Goodnight, stupid children