The frog went a-courting in a heated ride The frog went a-courting and he did right The frog went a-courting on a little white horse The sword and pistol by his side He went down to miss mouses door He went down to miss mouses door He went down to miss mouses door Where he had been many times before Then he took miss mouse upon his knee And he took miss mouse upon his knee Yes, he took miss mouse upon his knee And he said: miss mouse will you marry me? Without my onkel rats consent Im affraid without my onkel rats consent Oh no, without my onkel rats consent I would not marry the president Then onkel rat laughed and he shock his fat side Yes, then onkel rat laughed and he shock his fat side Onkel rat laughed and he shock his fat side To think that his niece would be a bride Then he said: where will the wedding breakfast be? Oh, where will the wedding breakfast be? Where will the wedding breakfast be? Way down yonder in that hollow tree? The owls did hoot and the birds they sang The owls did hoot and the birds they sang And the owls did hoot and the birds they sang Through the woods the music rang (uk version sung by bridget st. john, German version sung by mike oldfield) And they all went sailing across the lake And they all went sailing across the lake And they all went sailing across the lake And they got swollowed up by a big fat snake Theres bread and cheese upon the shelf Theres bread and cheese upon the shelf Theres bread and cheese upon the shelf If you want anymore you can sing it yourself (trad. / vocals: bridget st. john / mike oldfield)