I loved a girl once beyond compare She saw inside me and gave me air She was assisting my surgery My heart was opened as she put a mask on me I'm breathing but it's become a chore "Now that you've seen the doctor don't call me anymore" I was impatient I was not in full arrest and the symptoms were induced by something I could not digest She'd said a mouthful I'd swallowed whole My heart starts beating a capriole, a murmur, too different to ignore "Now that you've seen the doctor don't call me anymore" I underwent and it smelled of a wild goose chase Then I saw your face upside down He comes in creeping He is a creep a samurai It's not fair peeking (that is a lie) Mermaid on Pico lifts her fin, demands a towel And thinking of you is not avowal And over and over it I pour "Now that you've seen the doctor don't call me anymore" I'm breathing but it's become a chore Now that I've seen the doctor You're just a fucking bore like Dorothy Lamour dolled up in Singapore to meet the Commodores Don't call me anymore