Some people try to keep something alive After it's gone, After it dies They try all kinds of things Like taking off rings Swapping up keys Seeing who swings I'm happy to say that you and I've got no problem Baby, I just wanted you to know Chorus: I don't wanna have a threesome I don't wanna sleep with nobody else I don't wanna be a swinger I'd rather keep you all to myself Now, sometimes at night after the kids are in bed I'm changing the channels And you're surfing the web I stumble onto that show With all of those ladies You know with those things Acting all crazy I don't know how they manage To do all that damage We barely find enough time to kiss (Chorus) I've got enough spice In this family life I don't need an affair with a friend I don't wanna have a threesome Ever again So I'll get away If you can slip away too I'll meet you at three Alright, I'll meet you at two We know just where to go We know just what to do It's perfect that way Just me and you (Chorus) I've got enough spice in this family life I don't need an affair with a friend I don't wanna have a threesome I don't wanna have a threesome I don't wanna have a threesome Ever again (Thanks to Fox for these lyrics)