Who are those great-looking dolls? It's quick curl-Barbie and mod-hair Ken! But what do I do with my old Barbie? S-U-B-A-R-B-I-E-A, S-U-B-A-R-B-I-E-A Yeah, Su-Barbie-A If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress I'm sticking m-m-my head right in the oven that hold me You look fantastic, hey hey hey The fact, it is: You'd be here expecting more At the age that you are Having the body that you have Having the face shape that you have Tell me, tell me, tell me, what you, what you...? Now, here you are, a hot doll Look at this hair, look at this dress Honestly, I feel like I'm celebrating Barbie (Fine) You dance horrible Doll, ha ha ha! I love your wives, They're so uh, fuzzy fuzzy cute cute! Barbie's changed, Barbie's new and different! The Stepfords! I don't like tea, I like gin Even if they don't like me, they all know me Be who you wanna be, girl These B-A-R-B-I-E Tanner wants a treat! So cute! Oh excuse us! You potty trained Tanner, Barbie! Barbie girl