I'd rather go home And watch pornography alone I've got a big collection A really huge selection And if I'm really desparate I'll call my ex up And have sex on the phone It beats orgasming alone Porn is good for the soul But it doesn't mean a thing invariable Unless you own a good dildo But then I bet you think I'm a whore Sex is a drug So throw me a bone It's so innocent That's why I always go home, alone 'Coz I'm feeling ashamed That I feel like a boy Oh, women are meant to act coy (coy) That's why we've got all these toys (toys) Porn is good for the soul But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole Unless you own a good dildo But then you'll all think I'm a whore I don't care (okay, gotta go) Don't care