I can imagine nothing more tedious Than trying to have fun with you again Maybe its just something in my mind But I hate feeling like Im trying all the time Its a kind of lie When we pretend that were still friends Im sure youre not exactly short of people to Hang out and laugh at your jokes Tell you you look great You wouldnt want me around Making it all feel "forced " ..and "put down" And every time I smile to wonder if Im laughin at you And with every little grin you dont want to be wonderin Just exactly what it is Im taking pleasure in Although I always said We were basically the same and all one All one Its so easy to persuade myself Im clockwork and youre quartz I guess that irony Will surely be The death of me And every time I smile dyou wonder if Im laughin at you? And with every little grin you dont want to be wonderin.. Although I always said We were basically the same and all one All one Its so easy to persuade myself Im clockwork and youre quartz Youre only happy when youre oiled and jewelled Youre only happy when you wind me up and I know Youre so reliable it isnt true And its so easy for me to break down If I could jump a ride between the skin and silicon then We could join hands and understand. hallelujah! But I listen To the ticking I guess were worlds apart ... Its so hard So hard I know theres no going back And you know theres no going back Youre only happy when youre oiled and jewelled Youre only happy when youre oiled and jewelled Youre never happy I need maintenance I need patience Im not foolproof Im not waterproof Im not shockproof Bombproof Bulletproof Fireproof Leakproof Childproof Stainproof Pressureproof I know I told myself Were all basically the same and all one all one Yknow sometimes I just cant help myself Im clockwork and youre quartz Im clockwork and youre quartz I know I never get the balance right And turn up half an hour late night after night And being totally dependable is so very commendable Although youre never wrong One of these days.. youre just gonna stop.