Well I'm down on my knees I ain't got a dime Down on my knees I ain't got a dime Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon I'll be mad Please Mrs. Henry Take me to your dad I can drink like a fish And crawl like a snake Bite like a turkey Slam like a drake Please Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry please Please Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry please Well I'm down on my knees I ain't got a dime Down on my knees I ain't got a dime Don't you crowd me lady Or I'll fill up your shoe I'm a sweet bourbon daddy Tonight I am blue I'm a thousand years old I'm a generous bomb I'm T-boned and punctured I've been known to be calm Please Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry please Please Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry please I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime Down on my knees And I ain't got a dime Down on my knees I ain't got a dime Down on my knees I ain't got a dime (repeat) Two, three, four Please Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry please Please Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry please Down on my knees I ain't got a dime Down on my knees I ain't got a dime (repeat and fade)