I'll make this painless, try to be sweet I could break your heart any day of the week Squeeze life out of you, wrap you in sheets I could break your heart any day of the week I could break your heart any day of the week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I'll make you nervous Thursday, Friday, Saturday, do not disturb us Sunday rolls around but that's another story It gets a little boring I hold on to you, you hold on to me I could break your heart any day of the week Let the walls chalk, let the floorboards creak I could break your heart any day of the week Those calendar girls they've got nothing on me I could break your heart any day of the week I could break your heart any day of the week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I'll make you nervous Thursday, Friday, Saturday, do not disturb us Sunday rolls around but that's another story It gets a little boring Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday I'll make you nervous Thursday, Friday, Saturday do not disturb us Sunday rolls around but that's another story It gets a little boring I could turn you on, I could turn the other cheek And it would break your heart any day of the week And it would break your heart any day of the week I could break your heart any day of the week I could break your heart any day of the week I could break your heart any day of the week