(feat. Louis Logic) It's Louis Logic and Magic Molesting fat chick with contraptions and gadgets Smacking those asses We tapping and passing Sit back while your girl grabbing my package like a UPS savage I'm going postal Stamp my logo on the cabbage I need a bad bitch down with my urine fetish You never forget this Girl I'll have you doing back flips And landing on my dick Now women try to run game I'm to fresh kid You'll get molested Not Luke but I'm rude getting banned from stores Even fishing with my grandpa luring in whores And I keeps a young lady with an ass so fat That her pants could burst off At any second black So stand back and see how real pimps handle that I fuck a little ass with a big sandal strap [Chorus] Chicks don't seem to mind when they're doing Magic A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away And it's one of those things the little moms got to tell her girls But she don't say a word to daddy That she don't have to live without it Yo, nine out of ten vaginas prefer Magic It's automatic Got a fat ass and I'ma smack it Pack it on up girl I'm eating that tonight Sex with a minor? You god damn right And a miner hat on with that little flash light Exploring you slut your little girls whoring it up I'll flip her from behind and put my finger in her uhhhhh When I was you I was a real smut peddler Used to ride my bike in my local porn shop Watch flicks like Ram-Bone and Robo-Cock So when I shoot my first video I plan to make it hot With your wife in it And 29 crotch shots All you do is cock block Cock please stop You know I'm from Florida so I make the coochie pop And since I got my own theme I drove a speed boat With shirt off through your girls wet dream [Chorus] I'm most obnoxious when I'm out of closing boxers I make chicks feel Italian when they holding sausage I'm only over cautious when it comes to making sure I never spend a day or more without a naked whore Waging war in the sack I pull the rocket out Hold them hostage when the cock spits And it's full it knocks 'em down They shooting I made you look Watch this I'm like a naked crook I steal a box quick escape the hook The Cat burgular And stabbed the pussy so many times it's mass murder That's worth a peta in a lady's socket Cause I love hug the beaver like I'm Davy Crockett Ladies lock lips on my tasty hot dick Then I douche them on the mountains if the babies got tits I met a Spanish chick in a crazy blond wig Told her 'damelo mami' She gave me jock itch [Chorus]