I went down to the local bar To buy my daddy a big cigar When I got home he was dead Somebody shot him in the head Oh dear daddy You're not gonna see me grieve 'Cause you brought out the worst in me (Spoken:) Yep! It's all true. It's true. It makes me cry. When the funeral was through I had myself a barbecue Daddy's bones they sure taste good I couldn't have stopped; if only I could Oh dear daddy You're not gonna see me sad 'Cause everything you did was bad
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