Che: Goodnight and thank you Huevo She's in every magazine Been photographed seen She is known We don't like to rush but your case has been packed If we've missed anything You could give her a ring But she won't always answer the phone Eva: Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies But we have pretended enough It's best that we part stop fooling ourselves Che: Which means Eva & Che: There is no one no on at all Never has been and never will be a lover Male or female Who hasn't an eye on in fact they rely on tricks they can try on their partner They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them Support them promote them Don't blame them you're the same Che: Goodnight and thank you Emilio You've completed your task What more can we ask of you now Please sign the book on the way out the door And that will be all if she needs you she'll call But I don't think that's likely somehow Eva: Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies But when we were hot we were hot I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared Che: Which means Eva & Che: There is no one no on at all Never has been and never will be a lover Male or female Who hasn't an eye on in fact they rely on tricks they can try on their partner They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them Support them promote them Che: Don't blame her you're the same Eva & female chorus: There is no soap no soap like Zaz No detergent lotion or oil with such power in the shower It's the mother and father of luxery lather The talk of the bath the great ointment One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic You're scented you'll be sent Che: Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio We'll think of you everytime she's on the air We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way So do up your trousers and go Eva: Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies The decline into silence and doubt Our passion was just too intense to survive Che: Which means Eva's suitors: This is a club I should never have joined Someone has made us look fools Argentine men call the sexual shots Someone has altered the rules Eva: Fame on the wireless as far as it goes Is all very well but every girl knows Che: She needs a man she can monopolize With fingers in dozens of different pies Che & Eva's suitors: Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies