Yeah come see this nigga Come see this ol' light-skinned motherfucker I seen him and I'm addicted Disturbin Tha Piece is the click Please tell these fake-ass niggaz who you are [Ludacris] I be dat nigga named Luda' Alert Alert! It's the ATLlien intruder College Park waterboy, spit in the c-cooler I +Jam+ till they +Def+, they call me Slick Dick Da Ruler Women indeed, keep ya eyes closed Keep yo' eyes closed, 'bow blows, come on out dem clothes hos Low pros, low bows, watch out for the po-po And I chose, to be dat numba one contender Southern offender, fuckin up ya whole agenda When I walk you try to run, when I run you try to hide You skate at the snap of my fingers call me +Golden Glide+ Its you and I, Do or Die, who am I? I got a pocket full of +Family Stone+, cats think I'm +Sly+ Ohh why try? You one of dem niggaz that like to cheat death And I'm one of dem niggaz That rip out Excursions til there's no seats left You shit out wheat chex, and fart out deep breaths While we toss darts at the bottom of y'all v-necks Who, that nigga 'Cris? Aw dat nigga is aight Dat nigga can't fuck wit me though! Let me get on the mic Nigga, who the fuck are you nigga? [Ludacris] I be dat nigga Bronze Bridges Playaz wanna ball but go on strike cause of my pitches They think I want they be-itches But I don't want no pigeons yet pigeons can scrub my dishes And y'all don't want no scrubs til y'all pull out y'all extensions Y'all in school detention that'll neva come out Man I'll cut yo achilles tendon and put a sock in yo' mouth Cause we da shit in the South, they know what I'm talkin bout You see we Jack and we Daniels, y'all Earl and Ralph 4-Ize twirl it out, lick it dry and tend it to flames Not even Joshua can come to +War+ wit dese +Games+ These bitch niggaz is lame and come down wit da reigns You all wet behind the ears but its a drought in yo brain And that's the simple and plain mayne, three w dot shhhh (Man that dude Luder's got some hotter than hot shhh)