(Music playz in background) Nigga 1: Ay man, don't I know you from somewhere befo? Nigga 2: Yea, uhh Nigga 1: You went ta Washington, didnt' ya? Nigga 2: Uhh, yea I did go ta Washington Nigga 1: Yo name'z Willy Beamen Nigga 2: Yup, dat'z my name Nigga 1: Yea, Willy Beamen, yea man, wutz been goin on folkman? Nigga 2: Yea, wutz up man, you Jamez right? Nigga 1 (Jamez): Yea, Jamez man, Jamez...You remember me right? You uze ta beat me up and throw me down tha stairz n shit Nigga 2 (Willy Beamen): Well you know dat waz funny Jamez: You waz on tha wrestlin and football team and yall ran A train on my sista Willy Beamen: Well you know, uh, she had some good stuff yo Jamez: Ay man, ay ay man, watch yaself Willy Beamen: But itz all good Jamez: So wutcha been doin folk? Willy Beamen: Juzt chillin, you know I got an internet buziness now..where I deal wit women Jamez: Oh fo real? Wutchu doin, wutchu doin, oh you doin' on womenfolk, wut it be, freaky hoz online? Willy Beamen: Yea you know how it iz, www. uhhh... Jamez: Aww shawt, shit, shawt I had a computa shop, I'd hit dat shit up Willy Beamen: Yea Jamez: Damn folk, so wut elze you been doin, you be flossin dat big Cartier watch man Willy Beamen: You know how I spend big money Jamez: Shit man, I feel you, you probably got dat new SC too, dontchu man Willy Beamen: Sc, well you know, it'z parked in tha back Jamez: I see dat thang, it'z sittin on dem 20'z, aint it? Willy Beamen: You seen it? Yea... Jamez: Damn shawty, that shit nice man, I like dat Willy Beamen: You like dat? Jamez: I like it folk Willy Beamen: Yea...So wutchu doin wit yoself theze dayz? Jamez: Shit man, I got myself a lil internet buziness myself Willy Beamen: Oh yea, wutz dat? (Gun cockz back) Jamez: ROBBIN', motha fucka Willy Beamen: Ooh shit he'z got a gun!! (Crowd screaming in background)
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