Louis Prima - Felicia No Capicia - Текст песни

LOUIS PRIMA
FELICIA NO CAPICIA

I took Felicia to Las Vegas here's my story
She spent the whole week eating chicken cacciatore
But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya"
Felicia no capicia.

The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny
You should have seen the ways she found to lose my money
But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya"
Felicia no capicia.

She understood
She heard me good
When I said "have some real imported cheese"
But when I said
Give me a kiss
You would have thought that I was talkin' Japanese!
She never heard about the birds and bees
She was a saucy Siciliano but "Ooh, Mama Mia!"

You ought to see all the things that I bought her
I took her out and spent my money just like water
But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya"
Felicia no capicia.

She heard me fine
When I said dine
And then she drank a half a case of wine
But when I said
Come on let's spoon
You would have thought that that I was askin' for the moon
Man that chick was really as crazy as a loon
She was a saucy Siciliano but "Ooh, Va-va Voom!"

I tried to make my little baby feel relaxy
It cost me ninety-seven dollars for a taxi
But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya"
Felicia no capicia.

Then she said "Luigi, let's get married"
And... Luigi - no capici!