I met a new me at 8 am, the other one got lost This was not a trade in, although I wouldnt believe the cost I woke up crying as we said goodbye Me an my old self, each day he vanished more and more As I became someone else He actually was murdered I had taken him apart But when I put him back together, I couldnt find his heart It was resting underneath a chair, in a bed of bright tin foil If I pulled back the flaps, I could still see it beat I could still hear his voice uncoil, as I said : I want a trade in, a 14th chance at this life Ive met a woman with a thousand faces And I want to make her my wife How could I have been so mistaken, how could I think that it was true A child that is raised by an idiot, and that idiot then becomes you How could I believe in a movie, how could I believe in a book But most of all how could I listen to you, such an obvious schmuck A life spent listening to assholes, its funny but its true So get rid of them I said to myself But first Im getting rid of you I want a trade in, a 14th chance at this life Ive met a woman with a thousand faces And I want to make her my wife Take me over to the window, my heart said to my head Please set me on fine, so we can start again I was so wrong that its funny, and I cant apologize But instead you can be everything that Im not, the second that I die Ooohhh, I want a trade in, the second chance at this life Ive met a woman with a thousand faces And I want to make her my wife Ha! A 14th chance at this life, I want a trade in ... ... I said ... uuuhhh, 14th, 14th chance at this life