You keep your jealousy and your snide remarks to yourself You know that I'm not seeing anyone else You just keep your ear down to the ground Yell your head off if you hear a sound Here's a whistle, a badge and a phone You can arrest me if I'm not at home And if I don't keep my word I swear I'll keep away Here's some books and a puzzle by Escher Here's Shakespeare's "Measure For Measure" Here's a balloon, a rubber band and a bag Why don't you blow them up if you think you've been had Here's a castle, a paper dragon and a moat An earring, a toothbrush and a cloak And if I don't keep my word I swear I'll keep away I swear I'll keep away