When I was a young man, no bigger than this A chocolate egg cream was not to be missed Some u bets chocolate syrup, seltzer water mixed with milk You stir it up into a heady fro, tasted just like silk You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream Now you can go to juniors, daves on canal street And I think theres kens in boston There must be something in l.a. But beckys on kings highway, was the egg cream of choice And if you dont believe me, go ask any of the boys You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream The only good thing I have to say about p.s. 92 Was the egg cream served at beckys, it was a fearsome brew For 50 cents you got a shot, choco bubbles up your nose That made it easier to deal with knife fights And kids pissing in the street You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream So the next time youre in brooklyn, please say hello for me At totonnos for pizza and ice cream at al and shirleys But mostly you go to beckys, sit in a booth and say hello And have two chocolate egg cream, one to stay and one to go You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream, ah You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream