Key: -Conway ~Loretta *together -You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires. ~And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires. *And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same. -You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop. ~And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop. *You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same. *I guess that we won't ever have Everything we need Cause when we get "ahead" It's got another mouth to feed... ~And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone. -And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb. *And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same... (Fading Out) ~Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants? -But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper... ~Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that i went through today, I look like a movie star. -Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie. ~Thankyee. -Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway... ~Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that's Bald? -*Laughs* Well I guess you could say they take after me...*laughs* ~*laughs*