They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France And Jackieґs seen in a Discoteque doinґ a brand new dance And the White House social season should be glitterinґ in gay But here in Topeka the rain is a fallinґ The faucet is a drippinґ and the kids are a ballinґ One of ґem a toddlinґ and one is a crawlinґ And oneґs on the way Iґm glad Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact And Debbieґs out in Vegas workinґ up a brand new act While the t.v.ґs showinґ newly weds, a real fun game to play But here in Topeka, the screen doorґs a banginґ The coffeeґs boilinґ over and the wash needs a hanginґ One wants a cookie and one wants a changinґ And oneґs on the way Now what was I doinґ? Jimmy get away from there Darn, there goes the phone Hello honey, whatґs that you say? Youґre bringinґ a few old buddies home? Youґre callinґ from a barn? Get away from there! No, not you honey I was talkinґ to the baby Wait a minute, honey, the door bell Honey, could you stop at the market and...hello?, hello? Well, Iґll be... The girls in New York City, they all march for womenґs lib And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to live And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzinґ The dog is a barkinґ and the floor needs a scrubbinґ One needs a spankinґ and one needs a hugginґ Lord, oneґs on the way Oh gee, I hope it ainґt twins, again!
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