Whenever you are down in Tijuana I'll tell you who you should go to see The man who can tell you what is happening Pee-ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote. Ask Pee-ro about his friend Rosita And if he should tell you you'd better not Ask how is his sister Juanita The line he'll give is man you ask a lot. Oh oh ask Pee-ro Oh oh ask Pee-ro Oh oh ask Pee-ro Oh oh ask Pee-ro If ever you should feel a little down Wait til Dr. Pee-ro comes around He will give you something that will help And it just might cure everything else.