Sunk a battleship Flew with a bluebird Sang a song with Frank That everybody heard My friend is here My friend is here My friend is here Reached a miracle Crossed a mountain Ate a lunch with Christ Stole a diamond My friend is here My friend is here My friend is here Have you met my friend my friend He will take you in my friend Have you met my friend my friend He will take you in my friend My friend is here Got a raise to one Stayed out until two Quit before it was done Not caring whether through My friend is here My friend is here My friend is here