I never kissed a man before Now isn't that a shame? I never kissed a man before Before I knew his name I never had a taste for wine Now isn't that a sin? I never had a taste for wine For wine can't compare with gin It's nice as nice can be My faith is at last restored To know that vice can be Its own reward I always go to bed at ten Now isn't that a bore? I always go to bed at ten Then I go home at four