C'mon babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz . I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down, And all that jazz . Start the car, I know a whoopee spot, Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot. It's just a noisy hall, Where there's a nightly brawl, And all that jazz! Slick you hair And wear you buckle shoes, And all that jazz! I hear that father dip Is gonna blow the blues, And all that jazz. Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug, I bought some aspirin Down at united drug; In case you shake apart, And want a brand new start, To do that Jazz. Oh, you're gonna see my sheeba shimmy shake And all that jazz Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break And all that jazz Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear Her baby's queer For all that jazz! Find a flask We're playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here Is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I betcha lucky Lindy Never flew so high 'cause in the stratosphere How could you lend an ear To all that jazz? ~Instrumental~ No, I'm no one's wife, But, oh I love my life, And all that jazz! That jazz!