[Verse 1] I was slipping and sliding with a long tall Sally Peeking and a hiding,duck back in the alley Don't wanna rip it up,don't want to dance with Annie I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie One day while I was visit and at HeartBreak Hotel Thats where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell I told her that I loved her and I'd never leave She put her arms around me, gave me fever [Pre-Chorus] She's my tutti fruiti,I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's She might step on my blue suede shoes [Chorus] Well at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight At the club I was dancin with MaryLou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue [Verse 2] Short Fat Fannie she's my hearts desire Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill Now we're so happy and I love her still [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]