This is GBHWFD to Base -This is Base... your mission? Universal communication -Was your mission completed? Affirmative. Permission to terminate? -Permission granted. Bring it oooooonnnnn! (Special Track) Ben Stiller: Fuck Limp Bizkit, man. OOoh, I can put a Z in my name Im bad, never gonna move outta Jacksonville..fuckin Hollywood. This is a phat beat by the way...and im talkin P-H "phat". Thank you, to uh, DJ Lethal for this PHAT beat. Did you grow up with DJ Lethal..Fred? And did you call him DJ Lethal when you were kids? (laughing) Fred Durst: Thats just his name Ben: Thats just what his mama named him huh? Oh, little DJ Lethal! Dont mess with Limp Bizkit cuz we get it on everyday and every night so...back it up. You know what Im talkin about? You know what I'm talkin about, right? Fred: So really, you dont like- your not down with the Bizkit? Ben: Oh, Im limpin with the Bizkit. Im totally limpin with the Bizkit. I AM limpin with the Bizkit..(laughs) Totally. Fred: What do you like about us? Ben: I like that you're so, fuckin, out there with your message, y'know.."Shut the fuck up". Watch out Mom...big bad rock star. Oooh Im gonna slash your ass with a chainsaw (laughs) When you get it down raw...somethin like that. Fred: And would you pay money to listen to this record? Ben: Which one..this one? Chocolate Starfish and the, uh, Hotdog Flavored Water..? (laughs) Come on lets start this shit up. Shut the fuck up and start this shit up. Its all crazy, punk, pop metal to you but somewhere out there..ya know up there with Rod Stewart and, uh...uh...Rod Stewart- is the Bizkit, man and when you're talkin about "limpin with the Bizkit", you're talkin about the major groups in rock n roll. Who else can take rap, hip-hop, thrash..punk metal- take it, throw it in a can, spin it around, and come out with something that wasn't fertilizer- and it was the Bizkit, the Limp Bizkit, man. And when they came on the scene, I don't care what you say, "Counterfeit" blew the fuckin people DOWN..TOWN! (this part is Ben Stiller's laugh played in a loop for about 5 minutes) (Special Track 2) Answering Machine: -Hey Fred, its Jess...Im just chillin. Ultimately im showing you my skate park..its sick as fuck. Its got Grey ramps with big DC logos n shit, youll just bug out. (Mark Wahlburg) -Whats up Fred, its Mark. Just tryin to see if you're still in New York after New Years. Its about 4 o'clock. Hey what is this shit you got here..where you can check motherfuckers before they call? Lemme know what that shit is, man. Alright, peace. Phone Cal1: (Stephen Jenkins and Fred) *ringing* Fred: Hello? Stephen: Hello? Steph: Whats up bro? Fred: Stephen.. Steph: Where you at? Fred: Guess Steph: Where you at? Fred: *sings* I dont wanna go to London Steph: You're in London? Fred: Yeah Steph: What are you doin? Fred: Eating... somethin Steph: Fish n Chips? (Both laugh) Fred: I wish it was fish n chips i dunno what this is. Um, Im gettin ready to do another show. Steph: Dude, everytime I talk to you, you're doin another show Fred: I know, late nights. Steph: Yep... When are ya comin back to Cali? Fred: I dunno, i think i got another day here. But I wish you'd meet me in New York, we could kick it. Steph: Alright..well, rock on bro Fred: Right on