[Sample] I've been standin' here waitin', Mr. Postman So-o-o patiently For just a card, or just a letter Sayin' he's returning home to me, Mr. Postman [Intro - Lil Wayne] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's right darling, aha Yeah, It's ya baby, baby, ha [Verse 1 - Lil Wayne] I got her waitin' on me, she lookin' down the block She see me walkin' up and she run to the mailbox She say it feels she's up in a cell block And I open her cell lock, I'm the (Postman) Just come to make my mail drop, more masculine than him I'm nastier than him, I'm passin' her and him In something faster than them And then he like, "Damn, there go that bastard again, he the (Postman)" And she correct him, and I respect her And he protect her, and she neglect him And he caress her, and she molest me He must be weak cuz me, I'm just the (Postman) And when her man home, I'm the ghostman Why you think she holdin that pillow close, man? Why you think she wont open the bathroom door? She's no whore, she want more of the (Postman) [Chorus - Sample] (x2) Postman, Po-post, Po-post, Postman So-o-o patiently, Postman Postman, Po-post, Po-post, Postman So-o-o patiently, Postman [Verse 2 - Lil Wayne] Girlfriend snatcher, I don't care if you're attached If that's her, then that's her And that's me to smash her Now she hangin' up her high ass skirt, on the (Postman) Hehe, yeah baby I got that comeback I'm at your walls like a thumbtack So Miss Humpback, I know what to do with all that Fall back, I'll put you a sinner, in the (Postman) That's big talk for a little guy But I'm walkin' without reply She got her legs up, she tryin' to walk in the sky She callin' for God, and she callin' on I, she say (Postman) I'm like, "Yeah baby, I'm right here baby He's here baby!" She like, "Yeah baby!" Heres a chain letter and some magazines Keep it clean, he will never think it was the (Postman) [Chorus - Sample] (x2) Postman, Po-post, Po-post, Postman So-o-o patiently, Postman Postman, Po-post, Po-post, Postman So-o-o patiently, Postman [Verse 3 - Lil Wayne] Yeah, she love my gangsta, she feel my swagger I'm there every week just to give her her package I pick up her bills and I pick up her taxes You might find a few stamps on your mattress from the (Postman) She want young holly grove in a envelope I'm her private note and you ain't gotta know I'm her fantasy, she always got letters on the canopy Waiting for the (Postman) No postal service, I just got my social workin' And your girl is lurkin', and this world is dirty And your girl is nervous, to give me head in the convertible I'm the (Postman) Yeah, kind and curtious, she love that in me She love me in her, and I love that plenty It never fails, sorry homeboy But you've got mail, I'm the (Postman) [Chorus fading until end]