Theres no such thing as a harmless joke and no such thing as a gentle toke theres no such thing as Panama Jack Whos got the crack? whooooos got the crack.. whooooooOOos got the crack.. whooooos got the crack i am a goat in a moat with a boat Whos got the crack? whooooos got the crack.. whooooooOOos got the crack.. whooooos got the crack i like it when, my hair is poofy i like it when, you slip me a roofy i like it when, you've got the crack Whos got the crack? whooooos got the crack.. whooooooOOos got the crack.. whooooos got the crack i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless) put your mama...put your mama in a headlock! whos got the crack? whooooos got the crack.. whooooooOOos got the crack.. whooooooOOooooOooooOooooos got the crack.. not you, thank the lord.