I drinkI get drunk and fall on my face All my friends tell me I'm a basket case I drinkI get drunk and fall on my face I got so drunk I don't remember what happened But everybody said I had a real good time I drinkI get drunk and fall on my face All my friends tell me I'm a basket case I drinkI get drunk and fall on my face Went to a bar I met a guyhe bought me white russians I puked outside in the parking lot While he tried to kiss me Seein' blurry Talkin' slurry Feelin' queasy This is sleazy I drinkI get drunk and fall on my face All my friends tell me I'm a basket case I drinkI get drunk and fall on my face I went for drinks in hollywood Came to somewhere in hawthorne Broke up a bushdrove into a tree And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open Seein' blurry Talkin' slurry Feelin' queasy This is sleazy