There was the night before christmas, When all through the house, Everybody was stoned, even the mouse Man from the whore house and me from the jail, I just settled down to get a piece of her tail. When all of the sudden I heard such a cladder, I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder! I went downstairs and what did I see?! A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree. He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer, And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer. That's the end of my story.Funny wasn't it, ya see? One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day!
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