[ Предположительная тональность: A ] [Chorus] A D A Please call a doctor, I've been so depressed, D A E That I think that I'm finally breakin'. A D A I can't quite explain, I can't feel any pain, D A E But I know that this time I'm not fakin'. C7 D7 A C7 D7 A Oh, what can it be, oh inside of me? [Verse 1] D7 A I saw my doctor he said, man you look sick. D7 A He said, I think you better do something quick. D7 A F#m He checked me over and he said I was fit. Dsus2 F#m Dsus2 F#m What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chick. [Verse 2] D7 A Your body functions, but your hair's a disgrace. D7 A You shouldn't let it hang all over your face. D7 A F#m Change your image 'cos you look out of place. Dsus2 F#m Dsus2 F#m Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date. [Chorus] A D A Why don't you put in some permanent waves? D A E You'll look smooth you'll look cool, you'll be laughing. A D A You'll get lots of dates, you'll be made, you'll get laid. D A E You'll get out and about, you'll be laughing. C7 D7 A C7 D7 A Oh, you'll be O.K. once you get those permanent waves. [Verse 3] D7 A I was really up but now I'm down once again, D7 A I went out walking and it started to rain, D7 A F#m My perm washed out, it just got flushed down the drain, Dsus2 F#m Dsus2 F#m My neurosis returned, I'm a wreck once again. [Chorus] A D A But wait 'til I get back my permanent waves, D A E I'll be cool, I'll be smooth, I'll be laughing. A D A I'll be all the rage with my permanent waves, D A E And I'll start a new craze, I'll be laughing. C7 D7 A C7 D7 A Oh, I'll be O.K. once I get my permanent waves