Motorway food is the worst in the world, Youve never eaten food like youve eaten on the motorway. Motorway food is the worst in the world, The coffee tastes weak and the cakes taste stale And gasoline fumes are the worst to inhale, Your stomach rolls over and your face turns pale. Oh, that motorway livin, Aint it a thrill to be so free, yeh. Riding down the motorway, Got to charge up my batteries, Rest my seat, rest my eyes, So tired, tired of livin, tired of livin this motorway livin. Motorway tea is warm and wet, The rain is a pouring and its four in the morning, And its all I can get. Youve never seen loos like motorway loos, Thousands of people passing through, Its enough to put you off of your motorway food. Oh that motorway living, Aint it a thrill to be so free, yeh. Got to get away from Cats eyes, cold meat pies, Thousand on raft, cold french fries So tired, tired of livin, tired of livin this motorway livin. Motorway food is invariably fried, It keeps me and feeds me and helps me survive. Oh that motorway, aint it a thrill to be so free, yeh, Riding down the motorway, cats eyes, cold meat pies Thousand on raft, cold french fries, So tired, tired of livin, tired of livin this motorway livin. Motorway food is the worst in the world, Youll never eat food like youve eaten on the motorway. Motorway food is the worst in the world. My stomachs upset and I dont feel well, Gotta get my head down, stop for a while in a motorway hotel. Mama oh mama, my dear suzi too, This motorway message is sent just for you. My headaches improved but my back really hurts, I never thought Id travel so far to work.
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