Sitting by my stereo all alone My baby calls me on the telephone She says, baby take me out for a dance I tell my baby I feel so bad I cant go out and its making me sad But when you see me, I know you will understand I got hay fever, blocking up my head Hay fever, I ought to be in bed How can I dance when I can hardly breathe Wish I could cure this infernal allergy I got, hay fever blocking up my brain Hay fever, feel the sinus pains And all the pills and the powders are in vain Thought I was cured but here it comes again It goes ooh-ah The pollen counts getting higher and higher My eyes are sore and my nose is on fire My throats dry now and Im starting to perspire My stuffed up heads killing all of my desire I got hay fever, you wicked allergy, Hay fever, you put the curse on me And Ive inhaled every know remedy I cant stay cool cos Im starting to sneeze I cant make love when I cant hardly breathe We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed There must be a cure for this hay fever Is there a pill or a powder I can take I must get a cure, for my romance is at stake Hey fever, you tore my image down Hey fever, I must look like a clown I must have used every tissue in town Im running round sniffin like a hound It goes ooh-ah I wanna kiss but Im sneezin instead I cant make love when my head feels like lead How can I pose when my nose is all red We should be home, should be tucked up in bed But I got hay fever Hay fever Hay fever Hay fever Hay fever
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