I dont wanna leave, bernadette, But I dont wanna live with the jet set. I dont wanna leave with you payin all my debts, With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get. Ooh, bernadette, you are so expensive. Youve never done a days work in your life, Youve got no incentive. Youve made a career out of punting off all of the men youve slept with. Ooh, bernadette, you are so expensive. I cant get a job, bernadette, So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts If you marry me, bernadette, Youll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get. Ooh, bernadette, you are so expensive. Youve never done a days work in your life, Youve got no incentive. Youve made a career out of punting off all of the men youve slept with. Ooh, bernadette, you are so expensive. Ooh, bernadette, bernadette. Ooh, bernadette, bernadette. [bernadettes got a house in the country, Shes really got it made. Her lawyers made her filthy rich, Shes got all expenses paid.] Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away, Then youll eat him all up, And spit him out, With a dash of perrier. And when youve had enough Youll throw him away, And take him for all you can get. Yeah, you like it dont you, bernadette? I dont want to leave bernadette, But I wanna keep a little bit of self respect. I dont want to leave with you paying all my debts, With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get. Ooh, bernadette, you are so expensive. Youve never done a days work in your life. Youve got no incentive. Women like you oughta be locked up, For giving others a bad name. Ohh, bernadette, you are so expensive. Ooh, bernadette, bernadette. Ooh, bernadette. I think youre sad.