I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS TO BUY A BRAND NEW CADILLAC BUT NOW I'VE GOT ONE, I WANT TO SEND IT RIGHT BACK I CAN'T AFFORD THE GAS TO FILL MY LUXURY LIMOUSINE BUT EVEN IF I HAD THE DOUGH NO ONE'S GOT NO GASOLINE I WENT TO MY LOCAL DEALER TO SEE IF HE COULD SET ME STRAIGHT HE SAID THERE'S A LITTLE GAS GOING BUT I'D HAVE TO WAIT BUT HE OFFERED SOME RED HOT SPEED AND SOME REALLY HIGH GRADE HASH BUT A GALLON OF GAS CAN'T BE PURCHASED ANYWHERE FOR ANY AMOUNT OF CASH I CAN SCORE YOU SOME COKE AND SOME GRADE ONE GRASS BUT I CAN'T GET A GALLON OF GAS I'VE GOT SOME DOWNERS SOME SPEED ALL THE DRUGS THAT YOU NEED BUT I CAN'T GET A GALLON OF GAS THERE'S NO MORE LEFT TO BUY OR SELL THERE'S NO MORE OIL LEFT IN THE WELL A GALLON OF GAS CAN'T BE PURCHASED ANYWHERE FOR ANY AMOUNT OF CASH WHO NEEDS A CARAND A SEVEN-FORTY-SEVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T BUY A GALLON OF GAS WHO NEEDS A HIGHWAY, AN AIRPORT OR A JET WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A GALLON OF GAS THERE'S NO MORE LEFT TO BUY OR SELL THERE'S NO MORE OIL LEFT IN THE WELL A GALLON OF GAS CAN'T BE PURCHASED ANYWHERE FOR ANY AMOUNT OF CASH YOU CAN'T BUY A GALLON OF GAS